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this is not website day so the is will be as is, and if any of the 5 million visitors a day wants something from it, all you need to do is raise us a quick 100 billion in one round of funding , how hard can it be for you (its not possible here ... theres not even youtubers making money ... thats why faceberg lives in ireland) ofcourse, then we will stat and ASAP adapt it to your every need ... so we rest assured that it will stay quiet anywhere but in and around our head. Sucks to be belgium ... (still wondering why Larian hasnt moved to poland ... but hey , thats as flemish goes ...)
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DANTES LADDER

In short : this thing isnt meant to be a browsergame but a compiled (linux for now) executable, as long as it compiles to browser as well from the same code there's ofcourse no problem doing that . We found that if using DMA (whatever its called today) memblocks (at least we think thats it) firefox doesnt really wanna cooperate in the HTML5 compilation but so far this doesnt - - -
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Last file upped : 20211018 (media) / Last update : 20211118 (scripts/html ...)
  1. 11/18/2021 :
    16:02:20: : mixed with tools in agk - there's only six sides to the die and we dont have money to buy a d8 atm (we dont trust apps ... apps would try to manipulate what we do - you dont seem to understand the OCD you created (among all the other damage) ... Syntax Error
  2. 11/03/2021 :
    08:20:45: : hmmmmmmm - - - - its up my privacy ass - i advance the screensaver and it gives me the same girl for an hour after that, picks out all the pictures like "i am up your privacy ass" ... and it probably thinks thats okay ... no its linux - it shouldnt do that, ... SOMETHING is up my privacy ass here and i know its not me building a mesh from a tileset 100x100 adding objects, collision and textures, 5 high (5 objects for the testing) well ... celeron supposedly but it seems to take some time heh hopefully that thing can be saved to a file to load-in-one after generating
    07:46:03: : hm, as feared, its possible the browser version will hang up while prepping, javascript, even wasm might not be the thing for hispeed bulk mathematics on low end systems ... but for now it seems to work the second time round
    06:43:45: : hm , 124 seconds to cut 6280 tiles(/textures) . . . which is a push since who needs 6280 tiles for a small crApp - maybe pick from atlas if we can find some free tool for that - although it will still have to create the pointer (but maybe not since it doesnt copy the pixeldata to a memblock). It doesnt seem to wanna go over 47-50fps even with sync set to 9999. Maybe we feel magnanimous and put the code up on AGK forums as a continuation of "the minecraft thread" or whatever that thing was called (still dont know why the guy got banned... its REALLY useful code) but these days ... its just best to stay away from mainstreams. HERE WE ARE, using drawn frames its 127seconds. hence ... thats the celeron cpu, b/c it sure as hell wont be the ddr4 and ssd oh well - if anyone has my 200 million im sure things would go just a little smoother
    05:37:04: : 48 hours lost b/c it had to try again. VAN DRUKKERLAND ! cutting 6080 tiles seems to take a while the meshmerger works with (rudimentary) collision compounds , but rudimentary should be enough for this, dont see where it would need mesh-perfect (actually doubt mesh-perfect happens in a lot of applications, even AAA-games) so the loader works from tiled csv now for the obj = number = texture part i guess I CAN KEEP BUSY, DONT WORRY, but "buiten spelen" cranks my rythm which has to be kept strict, if not , i get wonky ... YOU STUCK ME HERE ni zougen achteraf Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error
  3. 10/25/2021 :
    08:00:45: : yea, AGK linux seems to be broken and it doesnt seem to be the elder dev rig since its been reported on steam (2 weeks ago) - so a good thing no one is waiting or paying or we would be forced to use windows and subsequently crucify one crotter employee for every day we have to on the road the mordor (considering the time they take it would be a sight to behold by the time its fixed .. CROTTER, dued ... we'll just assume the rest is like "o but there's only 5 linux download so "we dont have time but well be on it ASAP" or like spriter pro "OH IT DOESNT WORK ON LINUX ? BUT IT SAYS (somewhere inthere) that Ubuntu pleistocene is the only supported version ..." ah, okay, thanks for the €50 and the trust, right ? gud, but so at least we get to re-work Unasieh, which is ... well blender 2.93 will run, but the cpu is still a celeron, hair particles arent really formula 1 ... so unless you have the 200 million and we can buy one ryzen and 500 starving asian artists? no ? okay then, thats it , no dantesladder until agk but thats good, we wanted to try unigine anyway. I hope its not a conspiracy by "we will BUY YOUR LOYALTY" factions whos names we shant mention ... b/c thats not happening, how about YOU show some respect for your end user and put 1% of one of your billions towards a decent linux port ? thus ends the night, the gnomes didnt show up and we'er almost out of milk so the dishes will have to since the maid is on strike ever since we are broke bums ... also, its clear that we said : there will be no friends or social life until we make it out of belgium with my money and my cats , so that means "do it with friends" means you are sticking your dick in our privacy ass, which makes you a gay rapist and leaves us butthurt and wont be happening anyway since this IS belgium right now . Was kinda hoping not to have to repeat that anymore AlleyCat
  4. 10/23/2021 :
    08:28:28: : too bad smart doesnt pay money in hell - but sure , one for the stack and learned a byte - bit
    08:27:57: : until you have to read 1000 levelmaps and more it might - like this
    08:27:26: : haa, yea ... state of mind-switch - very likely since its dependent on frametime : "it reads one line per frame" like this GOOD ONE, CAT ... but it looks better like this, né ? lil' animation ...
    08:00:32: : more than 3 seconds to read 100 lines from a file ... there HAS to be some other way (a lulz?) on an ssd ?? ? ? ? ? i sure hope so hmmmmmmm ? ? ?
    07:33:35: : sure ... loading divs - ... webdev = torture and even if , probably the trash would stick around at least partly so maybe that part should be given up on unless the powers that be provide a killall() command somehow or there's some trick i havent seen yet. As for the rest ... looking long and hard as it turns out dim 100 and insert starts at 101 ... thats what you get for frozen braincells , just keep printing 0 to 99 and ask yourself "WHY IS THERE NOTHING THERE" ofcourse ... BUT for some reason i still seem to have 0.5% of capacity, even if there was a 2day break ... and before almost a nervous breakdown, ignoring the world and drukkerland as much as possible certainly seems to help, ofcourse .... dead people are attention whores and close to zero temperatures at 5am dont really help much Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error AlleyCat Syntax Error
  5. 10/17/2021 :
    08:41:18: : Myah - some oddities - it seems to beget low fps on no matter what machine in a browser - tried ff/chrome on celeroncpu/onboard and edge on windows and ff on linux on an i5/gtx970, for some reason it sticks around 2O fps on all (which is not what it gives on the compiled exe BY FAR .... so its a browser thing and once more : browser and mobile sucks) ... yea well, no clue where it goes but since it says dantesladder my guess is "up" (?) .. ahahahaha - had a little culture shock after 2 hours of "in my world" and then open my eyes and what do i see "VAN DRUKKERLAND" ... so that had to get out ... it should be fine now, unless there's gonna be pushing by protozoans mostly syntax error here - its not like theres much to zerodesign yet but if any models probably and ofcourse, supreme direction by AlleyCat and CmDr Gato , symphonix epix by MrMalice all in the onderground ... where the hammer lives as well - and some people you dont really ever wanna meet aAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA you created them
    05:44:57: : Jawel - took me only 20 years to figure out the random accepts negative ranges but doesnt GENERATE negative numbers. So here's looking in the WHY DO ALL THE OBJECTS on the main mesh stay in one quadrant ... u huh ... at least there's symmetry , for 20 years they told me BUT MIDIJURY OR ELSE NOT POSSIBLE until someone said, 19 years too late : "WHO TOLD YOU THAT ? thats bullshit, here i'll write you a letter" ... flanders sense of humour Syntax Error AlleyCat
  6. 10/12/2021 :
    17:10:43: : NAw, note to self : next step first try TILEd delimited csv two-layers : OBJid/Collissionshape (or 3 : offset for coll box) with the functions by the banned guy that should be ample for this Syntax Error
  7. 09/25/2021 :
    07:50:38: : adding 2500 staticbodies seems to dontwanna .... well, its RAW, yass, how would i know what is too much or not enough , its not like i dun this before - so, generating mazes ... its gonna have to generate a single mesh (i hope) in memblock , no clue how to figure out topology - something to do then , (yee-haw)
    07:22:27: : messing around with texture and uv scaling ... can't seem to find anything that does anything other than 0.1 or any other number being "stripes" or - standard - maybe the unwrapping , anyway - at least the night passes without storm Syntax Error Syntax Error
  8. 09/07/2021 :
    19:40:43: : scrap that again, on a pc with hardware thats only 50 years old i.o. 100 it seems to run so its possibly CUZ this thing is the absolute bare minimum celeron with onboard gfx, after all all it needs to do is webserving and surfing ... loonix can handle that just fine ... SO : "recommended requirements : something that can run windows 10" ... (i guess ... we dont have 500 rigs here, phone is never tested). Physics collision STILL seems to skip one and it flies through the wall so if thats better served with raycasting or an actual matrix ... Im sure we'll find out, this is #justforfun after all, we are not selling anything , not even hot air, we are not taxorrists who try to get some sandwich spread to counter the mold in the cupboard we are very nice, broken wreckage who just wants to be left alone for lack of a harem to do the talking ... (yea and FUCK belgium .. owh ? personal opinion huh, right .... scrap that TOO then)
    19:30:09: : okay scrap that, apparently it doesnt compile to firefox anymore without failing ... but it gives no compiler errors, so its outside of the scope of our paygrade here to figure it out, maybe if we're REALLY bored ... maybe it works in other browsers ... time brings wisdom, we except great wisdom from spring 2023 ... one way or another, yea will try to record a vid or something as proof of whatever it is the stalkers keep saying (is that jealous or sometihng ? DO YOU WANNA SWAP LIVES ? you can keep the wife and kids though but we'll take the money ...)
    18:56:43: : okay then, so all the previous updates didnt register ... WAY TO GO, fairly convinced someone in gatland infected me with covid and i lost 7-14 points of iq MORE than i already had after all the damage . I still can watch Tyson videos so its gonna be at least 100 left ... (no the other Tyson, dearie ... ) So - after careful consideration we figured out that AGK is really not too text-handle friendly without a clearbuffer() option for some reason , staying close to machine level as a basic language - its still the most fun to play with so far ... so at -14 iq we got the "click mouse to take standard or esc to configure keys option" ... more to follow by 2050 (unless someone has the 200 million and we can start ?)
    18:50:25: : trying to update the updates section on janesbirdie so it updates the updates
    17:23:37: : updated the update section on janes birdie to update updates when entered instead of throwing an errorlog Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error Syntax Error
sjebapman ... if omega exceeds one, the universe curves back on itself ... if mu enters the building we might never find out ahah ... naaaahh lol, ofcourse not, if OMEGA enters the building never mind they're starting to let out reports on what they knew last summer since the shit dont seem to work as intended ... STIFF UPPER LIP, VOOR EEN BAAS